Underwest Donuts

2 Pennsylvania Plz New York, NY 10121 • (347) 952-0079 • underwestdonuts.com

 

Brace yourselves Underwest fans, because things are about to go South. I know it’s bad form to bitch about a donut, after all, it’s sugary bread, what’s to bitch about? Well, hype for one. I mean, I haven’t fallen this far from the hype tree in a while. What am I missing? Is it because it has West in the name that somehow people think there’s an affiliation with Westworld and therefore must be brilliant?

Regrettably, about the only thing these donuts have in common with the hit HBO series is that when you’re done, it’s not quite as satisfying as you would’ve hoped.

I tried several different flavors too, strawberry, helva and brown butter, but it pains me to say that they were imperceptibly different from one another, each tasting like a bag of sugar with food coloring. I honestly think Dunkin’, Krispy Kreme and even Entenmann’s are better options. And cheaper.

But if it’s fancy dough you crave, try Peter Pan in Brooklyn or The Doughnut Plant in multiple Manhattan locations. Both are amazeballs and make Underwest seem underwhelming by comparison.

Lunch

1980 Montauk Hwy. Amagansett, NY 11930 • (631) 267-3740 lobsterroll.com

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If you’re watching The Affair on HBO, this is the place that the lead actress, Ruth Wilson, works at as a waitress. And while there is significantly less drama in the restaurant than on the show, the place is better than the tourist trap you might think it is, and I’m not just saying that because it’s an icon of the Montauk-Hampton scene. The lobster rolls (pictured) are solid and the beer on tap is on point.

The setting is also on point. Still charming as all hell with its authentic, 50 year old beach shack vibe, located on the side of a sparsely settled stretch of road with nothing around you but dunes and their bright blue sign. And while I can’t say that the name is a tour de force of creativity, it goes nicely with the no frills personality. Which in turn goes nicely with flip-flops, board shorts and a bushel of mussels.

They have droves of other seafood food options as well, although I haven’t had any of them, always opting for the tired and true. And if someone in your party is bringing down the party, rest assured they have burgers and chicken, etc… for those who don’t dig the oceanic bounty.

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