Isabelle et Vincent

1903 Post RdFairfield, CT 06824 • (203) 292-8022 • isabelleetvincent.com

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I’m not sure what people are smoking, handing out stars to this place like it’s the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Maybe it’s the baguettes? I mean they are good, but not sure they’re worth smoking. What I am sure of is that the rest of the stuff isn’t even worth eating. The croissants are doughy, not flaky. The chocolate isn’t even partially melted in the chocolate croissant and the marzipan in the almond croissant tastes like actual paste. Oh, and the pain raisin doesn’t even hold up to an Au Bon Pain.

Yes, I know the chef is French, but it’s not like being French automatically makes you a good baker anymore than being American makes you automatically shitty at electing presidents. So my advice, for much better croissants just up the road, I definitely recommend SONO Baking Company over this place. Their croissants aren’t amazing either, but they are far superior to Isabelle’s. That said, if you truly want to taste the croissant mastery of a French baker head to La Tulipe in Mt. Kisco where I used to live (wistful sigh). Their croissants are so good we almost didn’t move.

My mother always told me to try to find something nice in everything though, so I will say that there is a semi decent vanilla bean and chocolate pastry amongst the losers and shockingly enough, they do have some winners, their wide selection of baguettes, which I mentioned above. We tried the parmesan and thyme and it is money. Not sure I’d ever make a special trip just for that, but it’s the only thing I will ever buy there if I return.

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Anderson Bakery

50 Post St. San Francisco, CA 94108(415) 262-0079andersenbakery.com

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Not sure what standards people are judging these croissants by on Yelp, but it’s clearly a highly delusional one. The almond croissants are WAY too bready. Like something you’d find at virtually any chain in the airport. This doesn’t even make my top 100. Hell, Au Bon Pain is better!

In fact, I don’t even live in a major city and my local bakery makes an almond croissant that would make Andersen himself cry. Granted, it’s also one of the best croissants I’ve ever had, period, including Paris and New York, but enough about better places that are too far away to do you any good.

My closer recommendation, walk around the corner to Bread & Cocoa. It’s the real deal.

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Jean-Jacques

468 Bedford Rd. Pleasantville, NY 10570(914) 747-8191jean-jacques.com
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Once a year La Tulipe closes for a couple of weeks for their summer vacation, and when they do, it’s always a very dark time in the Ferocious Foodie household. But, rather than suffer the affliction of going croissant-less for two weeks (first-world problems are the worst), this year we decided to try a highly recommended alternative, Jean Jacques.Well, Fu Ku, I always appreciate the tips, but I’m afraid I can’t go there with you. Jacques is no La Tulipe. In fact, I think I’d rather eat a cold, La Tulipe croissant off of the floor than one of Jacques, fresh out of the oven. Sure it’s better than Susan Lawrence’s croissants, but that’s like bragging that you can outrun a two year old.

From the moment you enter the Jacques bakery you know you’re in trouble as nothing about the place gives you confidence in what you are about to put in your mouth. It feels like the cheap, typical bakery you go to for cookies when you’re the one who drew the short straw and has to bring dessert to a bris. All three croissants, the chocolate, almond and plain were nothing better than you’d find at an Au Bon Pain, which is actually pretty great for a chain, so in all fairness, if Jacques is farther from your house than La Tulipe or an Au Bon Pain, than I say don’t even bother.

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