One Pico

1 Pico Blvd. Santa Monica, CA 90405 • (310) 587-1717 • bytheblueseasantamonica.com/restaurants-pico.html

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Shutters on the Beach is an anomaly of a hotel. It’s quaint, yet massive. Low key, yet cool. Cool, but not trendy. And while I do love it, I also hate it. The valet circle is such a debacle I wish someone would carpet bomb it and start anew. The layout of the hotel is more confusing than The Grand Bazaar in Istanbul. The bar area, a.k.a. lobby, is so understated that no one ever states anything about it. And their fancy restaurant, One Pico, is less impressive than the casual, much cheaper option below, Coast.

Now, apart from having a pair of mediocre meals there, my other gripe is the name. Sure, I get that it’s the hotel’s address, One Pico Blvd., but who are we kidding, they purposefully made the word “pico” diminutive so that the ONE is center stage, clearly going after a double entendre, that in my opinion failed misérable, because if ever there was one restaurant to go to in Santa Monica, this would not be it. It’s your typical hotel grub with a jacked price tag.

But if you really feel like staying in, my advice, at least walk over to the sister hotel next door, Casa Del Mar and eat at Catch. You can still put the bill on your room even if you’re staying at Shutters and I give you my ferocious word you’ll be MUCH happier with your meal. Not to mention happier than the chef at One should they ever read this review and see that I’m giving One… only two.

2 teeth

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